she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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