Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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