Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
