That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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