Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
This beer is not sobering me up at all
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Randomize
