were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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