GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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