When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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