he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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