cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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