Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
