don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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