Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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