So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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