New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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