So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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