have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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