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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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