if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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