I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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