Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
