i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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