i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
