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Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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