If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
