The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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