why didn't you poke me back
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
