i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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