Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
