I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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