bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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