what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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