When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
