There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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