I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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