saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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