It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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