i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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