Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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