So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i think my cat just said my name.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
