She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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