like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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