beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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