there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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