just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I looked at my own cervix.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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