she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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