these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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