just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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