I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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