I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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